The name’s Davenport. I review games.
So the other day I answer a knock on my office door, and I see an elf, a ninja, a masked mystery man, a werewolf, a cyberpunk, and a lizard man.
Which meant just one thing: Torg was back in town.
Now, I’ll be the first to tell ya: I loved me some Torg and its multi-genre gonzo craziness… but it always had its problems. Don’t you worry, though. I got right on the case.
“So!” I says to the ninja. “You still got a glass jaw?”
“Nope!” he says, givin’ himself a little sock to the jaw. “Solid as a rock. That’s been fixed in Torg Eternity.”
“‘Torg Eternity‘, eh?” I says. “Interesting… So, lizard man, is there anything to do in your home turf besides getting lost in a fog?”
“Oh, yes!” he says. “That’s been fixed, too. Now there are any number of wonders to discover in the Living Land!”
“Huh,” I says. Maybe there was somethin’ to this Torg Eternity.
I couldn’t help but imagine the Possibilities.