The name’s Davenport. I review games.
So the other day I’m sittin’ at my desk goin’ through my review copies, when I hear a knock.
At the window.
I go check it out, and what do I see there? A lizard-man ridin’ a brontosaurus.
Now, as it happens, this wasn’t all that unexpected. See, I’d just recently wrapped up a Torg Eternity gig, and I knew that a sourcebook for the Living Land, their prehistoric reality, would be comin’ down the pike pretty soon.
Speakin’ of pikes, the lizard guy had a nasty-looking plant-spear in one hand. Fortunately, he had the sourcebook in the other.
“So,” I says as the lizard guy climbed through the window, “I gotta tell ya, I’ve been lookin’ forward to this one. The old Living Land didn’t do much for me, but the new one with its Law of Wonders sounds like everything but the kitchen sink can show up there.”
“There issss no kitchen ssssink,” Mr. Lizard agrees, “but there issss a refrigerator.”
A fridge in the Living Land? This I had to see…