The name’s Davenport. I review games.
So the other day this fella walks into my office, grinnin’ from ear to ear.
No, I mean literally. His mouth stretched from one ear to the other.
“So… what are you supposed to be?” I says.
“No,” he says, “I’m a Choom. We’re the natives of the planet Oasis, home to the city of Paxton, better known as Punktown.”
“I see,” I says. “And why should I care about Punktown?”
“Oh, lots of reasons,” he says. “You’ve got a futuristic setting with aliens (like me), mutants, robots, clones, and even Lovecraftian horrors, using Call of Cthulhu 6th edition and Basic Roleplaying.”
“That does sound promisin’,” I says. “Want to talk some more about it over a glass of whiskey?”
“Oh, no,” he says. “I’ve gotta get going. I’m telling everyone about Punktown!”
“Well, you do have a big mouth.”